If you’ve ever wanted to travel to Africa without getting your passport stamped, your luggage lost, or your stomach upset by mystery meat in roadside soup—then Missionary Stories by Joe Consford is exactly what you need.
This isn’t your average missionary memoir where every story ends with polite clapping and a handshake. Oh no. These stories involve snakes, civil wars, accidental marriage proposals, car breakdowns in the middle of nowhere, and enough cultural misunderstandings to make your sides hurt from laughing. You’ll find danger, humor, miracles, and maybe even a little bit of “what on earth were they thinking?”—all in one book.
And here’s the best part: you can preorder the eBook right now on Amazon at this link.
Why Preordering the eBook Matters (It’s Not Just for You—It’s for the Algorithm)
You might think preordering a book is like buying tickets to a concert before you even know the setlist. But here’s the thing—when you preorder Missionary Stories by Joe Consford, you’re not just guaranteeing yourself a laugh-filled reading experience the moment it’s released. You’re also telling Amazon, “Hey, people are excited about this book!”
When Amazon hears that, it starts showing the book to more readers. It’s like ringing the dinner bell for their algorithm. Preorders are one of the strongest signals that a book has buzz, and buzz is what gets it in front of thousands more people. Translation: your preorder could help launch these missionary misadventures into best-seller territory.
So, yes—your click matters. It’s not just a purchase. It’s a high-five to Amazon’s mysterious robots.
The Paperback is Coming August 28 – And You Can Get it at HOTS Coffee
For those of you who love the smell of ink on paper (and maybe the smell of coffee, too), the paperback version of Missionary Stories by Joe Consford will be officially available on August 28 on Amazon.
And here’s something you won’t find for just any book—if you’re anywhere near San Augustine, Texas, you can drive through HOTS Coffee and grab your copy along with your morning latte.
Let’s be honest: nothing says “multitasking” like picking up an ice-cold frappe and a book about being chased by a green mamba snake in Ghana—without even getting out of your car.
What’s Inside Missionary Stories by Joe Consford?
Think of this book as part adventure, part cultural comedy, and part “wow, God really came through!” moment.
Some stories will make you laugh out loud, like:
- The Accidental African Wedding – When a language lesson went very, very wrong.
- The Snake in the Garage – Where a mamba meets a hoe handle, and friendship saves the day.
- When My Tank Was Empty – Because running out of gas in the U.S. is one thing… running out of gas in West Africa is a whole different sport.
Other stories will make you pause and reflect on God’s provision, protection, and sense of humor. There are narrow escapes, miraculous provisions, and moments of ministry that could only happen in Africa.
And yes—every story is true. (I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.)
Who Should Read This Book?
Pretty much anyone who:
- Loves good storytelling.
- Has ever been curious about missionary life.
- Wants to travel without leaving their couch.
- Needs a reason to laugh after a long day.
- Likes coffee (because really, who doesn’t?).
It’s also a great gift for pastors, missionaries, Sunday School teachers, or anyone who enjoys a mix of humor and heartfelt faith.
Get Stories Delivered Straight to Your Inbox
Here’s something special—if you can’t wait for the book, you don’t have to. You can sign up for our email list at consfords.com/connect, and we’ll send you amazing missionary stories straight from West Africa in real time.
You’ll get the laughter, the excitement, and the “what just happened?” moments while they’re still fresh. It’s like Netflix for missionary adventures—except without the buffering.
How to Get Your Copy
Here’s the game plan:
- Preorder the eBook right now → Click here to get it on Amazon.
- Mark your calendar for August 28 if you want the paperback.
- If you’re local, swing by HOTS Coffee for your book-and-latte combo.
- Join the email list → consfords.com/connect for ongoing stories you won’t find anywhere else.
The Bottom Line
Missionary Stories by Joe Consford isn’t just a book—it’s a ticket to experience Africa in all its unpredictable, beautiful, and sometimes hilarious glory. Whether you’re sipping coffee in Texas or curled up in your favorite chair halfway across the world, these stories will take you there.
Preorder today, laugh tomorrow, and maybe—just maybe—help launch a small-town missionary storyteller into Amazon fame.
Your adventure starts here: Preorder Now
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