Misadventures, Miracles, and Missionary Life in West Africa

A Book of Misadventures, Miracles, and Missionary Life in West Africa
✨ Exciting Book Release Update! ✨
The wait is over—the ebook version of That’s My Goat – And Other Missionary Stories by Joe Consford is now available for preorder!
📖 If you’ve been following our New Book Announcement, you can now secure your copy today and be among the very first to read these incredible, real-life West African missionary adventures.
The paperback edition will officially be available for order on August 28, 2025—perfect for readers who love the feel of a book in their hands. Whether you choose the ebook or paperback, you’ll laugh, be inspired, and see missionary life in a way you’ve never experienced before.
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This collection of true missionary stories is packed with humor, cultural surprises, and moments that will encourage your faith. From wild animal encounters to unexpected gospel opportunities, every page will take you deeper into missionary life in West Africa.
Don’t wait—reserve your copy today and join us in celebrating the release of That’s My Goat – And Other Missionary Stories!
From near-misses with black mambas to surprise weddings, these are the stories nobody tells you about missionary life. Until now.
If you’ve ever wondered what really happens when missionaries leave the comforts of home and dive headfirst into the unknown, this book pulls back the curtain—with a little humor, a lot of grace, and a few bug bites along the way.
“You’ll laugh. You’ll learn. You might even sweat a little.”

Why This Book?
After more than a decade of missionary work in West Africa—and more than a few close calls—I realized these stories weren’t just memories. They were testimonies. Woven with humor, chaos, cultural clashes, and unmistakable grace, each chapter reflects how God shows up in the most unexpected places.
This book is my way of sharing those stories—and maybe encouraging someone else along the way.
A Sneak Peek at the Stories Inside
- The Snake in the Garage
- Kill the White Man
- My African Bride
- The Night They Called for White People to Die
- The Taxi Ride I’ll Never Forget
- That’s My Goat
(And many more…) (Shhhh…. this book will have more than thirty stories.)
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We’re still finalizing a few things—editing stories, designing the cover, and learning how to not pull our hair out while doing it. But if you’d like to be among the first to know when the book releases, just sign up below.
You’ll also receive a few behind-the-scenes updates and some bonus missionary stories I couldn’t fit in the book!
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Thank you for being part of the journey.
