A page-turner with the urgency of John Grisham, the swashbuckling pace of Clive Cussler, and the laugh-out-loud honesty of Patrick F. McManus—told from the real mission fields of West Africa.

Step into a world where border checkpoints feel like courtrooms, jungle roads read like high-stakes sea chases, and everyday ministry turns into campfire-worthy tales that make you snort-laugh in public. Joe Consford’s true stories are brisk, bold, and brimming with faith, danger, and humor—the kind you retell to friends (bad accents optional).

Get Your Copy Now
- 📘 Paperback (Amazon): Order the paperback
- 📱 eBook (Amazon Kindle): Get the eBook
Don’t just hear about it from someone else—grab your copy today and join the adventure.
Want a Signed Copy?
I’d be honored to sign one for you!
Email me with the subject line “Sign My Book” and include any personalization instructions (names, occasion, short note, etc.).
Email: consford@gmail.com
You can also plan to attend one of my book signing events! Here is the next one that is planned…
Book Launch and Book Signing Event at San Augustine Public Library!
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If you’ve enjoyed That’s My Goat – And Other Missionary Stories, would you take a quick moment to leave a review? Your feedback not only encourages me and my family, but it also helps new readers discover these stories of God’s work in West Africa. Reviews are like fuel that keep this mission moving forward—and every single one makes a difference. You can leave your thoughts in just a couple of minutes by clicking here: Leave a Review. Thank you for supporting both the book and our upcoming move to Ghana!
What You’ll Find Inside
- True tales with thriller energy: Border standoffs, split-second decisions, and providential escapes that read like high-stakes fiction—because they nearly were.
- Adventure you can feel: Dusty roads, quick prayers, and the sound of distant drums.
- Humor that sneaks up on you: Misadventure that turns “you had to be there” into “I can’t believe that happened.”
- Faith without fluff: Honest, boots-on-the-ground trust in God that’s sturdy enough for hard places and hard days.
Who Should Read This Book?
- Readers who enjoy gritty, uplifting nonfiction.
- Fans of adventure narratives who want real-world stakes and heart.
- Church groups, youth leaders, and families looking for clean, compelling stories that spark great conversations.
Meet the Author
Joe Consford is a missionary, storyteller, and author from East Texas, preparing to return with his family to Ghana, West Africa. Learn more about Joe’s heart, history, and current work here:
➡️ About Joe Consford (Author Page)

Ready to Dive In?
- Paperback: Buy on Amazon
- eBook: Buy on Amazon Kindle
- Signed Copy: Email Joe with subject “Sign My Book”
FAQ
Is it family-friendly?
Yes. It’s written for families, churches, and readers who want clean, honest, and engaging stories.
Are the stories true?
Absolutely—drawn from years of mission work in Ivory Coast and Ghana, told with names and details curated for safety and clarity.
Can our church host Joe to speak?
Yes! Use the email above to inquire about scheduling.
Where can I learn more about the mission work?
Start here: About Joe Consford
