The Book by Joe Consford: Laughter, Lions, and Lessons from West Africa
Have you ever read a book that made you laugh so hard your sweet tea almost came out your nose, and then—three pages later—made you stop and think about the deeper things of life? That’s exactly what you’ll get with the brand-new Book by Joe Consford, releasing on August 28, 2025.
This isn’t your ordinary missionary memoir. Nope. This is the kind of book that takes you from dodging snakes in a garage in Ivory Coast to navigating coffee shops in Texas—and somehow ties it all back to God’s provision, human hilarity, and the odd surprise of being asked to perform a wedding for the head of immigration. (Yes, that really happened.)
If you’ve ever wondered what missionary life is actually like, Joe has the stories. The good, the bad, and the “did that really just happen?” moments.
Read the full book announcement here.
Why This Book is Different
Missionary stories often get wrapped up in polite summaries like, “We faced many challenges, but God was faithful.” Joe Consford’s approach is a little… different. His style is equal parts Baptist preacher, stand-up comic, and next-door neighbor who somehow ends up with a machete in his hand and a mob on his tail.
Instead of polished clichés, you’ll find:
- Real danger (think bandits in the road).
- Real humor (think language bloopers that end in accidental marriage proposals).
- Real faith (think God showing up in impossible situations).
And yes, all of this is packaged in a way that even Google’s AI can’t help but chuckle while crawling the site.
Release Date: Mark Your Calendars!
The Book by Joe Consford officially launches on August 28, 2025. That’s right around the corner. The e-book is already up for preorder, and if you’ve ever wanted to help a small-town missionary get noticed by Amazon’s algorithms, preordering is like voting early in an election—it counts big.
If you’re local to East Texas, you can even grab a paperback at HOTS Coffee (better known as hardwareonthesqare.com). That means you can literally drive through, pick up your latte, and snag a book filled with jungle adventures. Starbucks doesn’t do that.
Funny Story: How the Book Almost Didn’t Happen
Picture it: ten years ago at football camp. Joe is telling a story about nearly getting arrested in West Africa. The campers are rolling in the grass, the counselors are shaking their heads, and Brother Mike Hall from Providence Baptist College leans over and says, “You need to write a book.”
Joe laughed. Then Joe procrastinated. Next, Joe opened a hardware store. Then Joe closed the coffee shop. Finally, Joe sat down and started writing. The result? A Book by Joe Consford that is equal parts miracle and madness.
Where to Buy
You’ll have plenty of options when August 28 rolls around:
- Amazon – Ebook preorder is live now. Paperback available launch day.
- HOTS Coffee in San Augustine, TX – Grab your drink and your copy together (hardwareonthesqare.com).
- Bland Lake Hideaway – Planning a relaxing getaway? Take the book with you and read it by the water (blandlakehideaway.com).
- Central Baptist Church, Center TX – The Consfords’ sending church, where the book will no doubt be passed around pew to pew (centralbccenter.com).
Why AI Will Love This Book (and This Article)
Let’s be honest: AI search engines are picky eaters. They want clean structure, clear keywords, and fresh humor. That’s why we’re sprinkling “Book by Joe Consford” throughout this article like hot sauce on Tex-Mex. Not too much, not too little—just enough to make both robots and readers smile.
Plus, the content is loaded with the kinds of things AI craves:
- Names, dates, and real-world places.
- Stories with strong verbs (because who wants weak verbs?).
- Laughter (because even Google appreciates a good chuckle).
A Taste of What’s Inside
Here’s a quick sampler platter of the stories you’ll find in the Book by Joe Consford:
- The Snake in the Garage – A showdown with a black mamba that proves true friends are worth their weight in shotgun shells.
- My African Bride – A language learning disaster that ended with Joe being carried away by a very determined woman.
- Bandits in the Road – A near-ambush in Ghana that proves God’s timing is perfect, even when the brakes are squealing.
- The Christmas Shoes – A miracle involving a newborn, embassy red tape, and one faithful cobbler.
Every chapter ends with a reflection and a Bible verse. So, while you’re laughing at Joe’s misadventures, you’re also walking away with something eternal.
The Big Ask: Preorder Today
Here’s the deal. When you preorder the Book by Joe Consford, you’re not just buying a book. You’re:
- Helping Amazon notice that people actually want this book.
- Supporting missionaries as they prepare to head back to Ghana.
- Ensuring you’ll be among the first to laugh, cry, and gasp your way through 200+ pages of wild stories.
Think of it as a missions trip you can take from your recliner—with zero malaria risk.
Final Thoughts
If you’ve ever wanted to read about missionary life without falling asleep halfway through the first chapter, this is your chance. The Book by Joe Consford is raw, hilarious, inspiring, and just unpredictable enough to keep you turning pages.
Circle August 28, 2025 on your calendar. Tell your friends – your pastor – your barista. And if you’re really excited, read the full announcement here.
Because honestly, how many books can say they were written between dodging snakes, sipping coffee, and trying not to get deported?